Wow! I thought you would only use me to draw and you are here writing with me. I feel so honoured!
Really? That’s so cool...
Actually, I’m taking the piss, what are you doing with me? I am not meant to be used for writing, that is what Biro is for. I mean it is disrespectful that you are here writing away instead of using me to create an almost amazing picture...
Err? What do you mean almost?
Well you’re not the best at drawing. Sometimes the people you draw are deformed and half the time you just scribble across the page creating a mess and then I become blunt; though I don’t mind that so much as I get to see her...
Her? Who are you on about?
She’s so smooth and her skin is so shiny and she has such an amazing hole where I fit in perfectly...
Woah! Hang on... What are you talking about?
Miss Shar Pener! I love it when I screw her!
Erm! Stop it... What is it with you and that advertising pen? You are so perverse!
I don’t know really, but what confuses the hell out of me is – I have to be blunt before I go in and then when I come out I’m all hard – What up with that? And people relate us to their penises, we are very different.
Okay! Why do I even bother? I may as well just type out all my blogs from scratch and draw in publisher, because you lot are well freaky!
FREAKY? Well you’re more fecked up than I thought, you sit here talking to a pen, when really we don’t talk back – so who’s the freak?
God, you are so insulting! I’m trying to give you a voice so people don’t treat you like crap and this is the thanks I get!
*SNAP*
